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so i was in search of how i can loss all of my unwanted excess weight that i am carrying my body. i came across this website that informed me that i have an "apple" body shape. so after some more intense surfing this is what i came across regarding that specific body shape....


{The shape is predominantly a male phenomenon; although women are more prone to develop an apple shape in mid-life, particularly after menopause. This is because the female hormones are present in much smaller amounts and so the shape tends to become more 'male'.

There is also evidence that abdominal fat develops when you are under long-term stress. }

so lets review the research...
1. i am not a male
2. i am not a women in mid-life nor have i gone threw menopause

so after going threw the research it must be that i must be under long-term stress.
could stress really be the problem for all the excess fat in my gut? i fell that i must do a little experiment to see if this is true.

so to have this experiment be successful i will no longer be doing the housework, paying the bills, taking care of the kids, going to the grocery store, going to work, listening to other peoples problems, answering the telephone, or anything else in my life that is stressful. from now on my life is going to consist of getting pedicure and manicures, getting facials and massages, watching television, and having my husband wait on me hand and foot!

there now i should be skinny RIGHT!